About Roastfolio

Roastfolio turns brokerage CSVs and portfolio screenshots into a brutally funny, surprisingly useful breakdown of concentration, diversification, risky bets, and questionable timing.

Our mission is to make the financial reality check entertaining enough to revisit. Roastfolio is built for self-directed traders who can take a joke, share the damage, and maybe make a more disciplined decision next time.

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